Welcome to the most unhinged, brain-rotted, and chaotically Gen Z retelling of Romeo & Juliet to ever curse this planet.
This isn't the Shakespeare tragedy you fake-read in English class-this is Romeo & Juliet rewritten for the chronically online, dangerously impulsive, and emotionally unstable.
Picture Verona as a toxic group chat on the verge of imploding, Romeo as the CEO of bad life choices, and Juliet as a 13-year-old speedrunning romance like she's got a deadline. The drama? Maximum. The decision-making skills? Nonexistent. The body count? Frankly ridiculous. This is Shakespeare as if it were adapted by a sleep-deprived internet gremlin with zero respect for sanity.
If you're ready for a Romeo & Juliet where:
❤️ Romeo is so down bad it's physically painful to witness