Roadtrip with Obstacles

By Don Leo

Meet Horst, a visionary whose life plan is as messy as the five-day-old pizza on his Batman t-shirt. Meet Leo, a self-proclaimed genius so handsome he communicates primarily with his own reflection. And then there's Schmello... who communicates with ducks.

Trapped in a nicotine-stained apartment that ambition forgot, they hatch a plan of pure, unadulterated genius: a road trip to Spain Their noble steed? A VW bus named 'Rantanplan, ' a rust-bucket that runs on a cocktail of diesel, delusion, and a profound misunderstanding of geography.

But what begins as a simple quest for sun and sangria quickly spirals into an international incident. A burnt-down workshop, a philosophical chat with the German police, and a very unfortunate encounter with high-octane fuel are just the appetizers. The main course? Accidentally swapping a bag of dirty laundry and porno mags for 2.5 million euros belonging to Barcelona's most incompetent-and furious-gangsters.

Armed with more cash than sense, our three heroes embark on a rampage of epic stupidity, leaving a trail of chaos, confusion, and champagne-soaked destruction in their wake. From five-star hotel suites to a final, explosive showdown involving chili powder, they prove one thing: you don't need a brain when you have blind luck and absolutely no shame.

Can three idiots from Hamburg outwit the Spanish underworld, survive their own success, and figure out what to do with a fortune they absolutely do not deserve? Buckle up for a road trip where the only thing more dangerous than the criminals is the staggering incompetence of the heroes.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FJFQ7T9N
• ISBN13: 9798293468744
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 176 Pages
• Weight: 0.54 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"