As we watch the overture, we are treated to a glimpse of “Big-Breasted Girls Go to the Beach and Take Their Tops Off,” and forget why we bought this film.
Long after the Tomato Wars, a new generation has become blasé. But little do they know that the mad scientist Prof. Gangreen (John Astin, with his signature grin) is planning a comeback. Only this time, he is disguising the tomatoes as tomato people.
Local pizza entrepreneur Matt Stevens (George Clooney, in his best role) is enamored of Prof. Gangreen’s prize possession, Tara (Karen Mistal). Tara has a little secret and likes s-e-x and toast.
Mat and his co-worker/roommate Chad (Anthony Starke) are tomato bigots after their entire uncle lived through the tomato wars. So, they are adopted by the runaway Tara and her little secret and a furry friend named FT. Prof. Gangreen sends his trusted limelight-seeking servant, Igor (Steve Lundquist), to retrieve Tara.
Looks like the tomato is out of the bag, and Matt will have to learn to tolerate tomatoes or lose Tara forever. FT, faced with adversity, must make the final sacrifice, proving that not all tomatoes are rotten.
We are promised that if this film is worth it, we will get to see it.
“Big-Breasted Tomatoes Go to the Beach and Take Their Tops Off”
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