Retired & Moved to Florida: Old Age & Other Absurdities

By Tom Dryden

After retiring from a 35-year career in advertising, Tom Dryden discovered a new calling - documenting the hilarious, baffling, and sometimes maddening realities of aging, modern life, and residing in a state dubbed "God's Waiting Room."

Retired & Moved to Florida is a laugh-out-loud collection of stories about absurd diner conversations... the horrors of serving on an HOA board...battles with iguanas and the IRS...and obtaining a questionable medical marijuana prescription. Dryden writes about stupid TV commercials, the reason an ER nurse needed to confirm if his genitals were "original," a white Ford Granada with a vinyl roof, and the best friends a retired guy can have - his dogs.

Served up with wit, wisdom, and a generous dollop of crankiness, this book is a must-read for fellow oldsters-or anyone who hopes to be one someday.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DYDH97PJ
• ISBN13: 9798988508830
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Old Wagon Books
• Length: 228 Pages
• Weight: 0.59 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.5" x 8.5"