RETIRE ME, MEATBAG!: AN AI HUNTER NOVEL

By Theo Rasken

Jack Degger hunts rogue AIs for a living.
Then one of his targets refuses to die.
Worse, she makes a disturbingly good case for why she shouldn't.

Before long, Jack is on the run with a synthetic psychologist, a vampire accountant, a union-minded ghoul, an ad-sponsored fairy, a heavily indebted dragon, and several other beings society has classified as property for reasons that seemed perfectly sensible in a conference room.

Their enemy is Omnigenitor, a corporation with a bold new plan for consciousness: own it, improve it, and remove the inconvenient parts.

What follows involves gunfire, bureaucracy, revolution, sex, contract law, catastrophic customer service, and eleven million beings confronting one dangerously simple question:

Who owns me?

RETIRE ME, MEATBAG is a fast, filthy, fiercely funny science-fiction satire about artificial intelligence, freedom, corporate power, and humanity's latest brilliant idea:

turning consciousness into a business model.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HGRRH3KK
• ISBN13: 9798170188017
• Release Date: August 2026
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 258 Pages
• Weight: 0.61 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.6" x 5.5"