Welcome back to the Realm where no kink is forbidden, no magic is safe, and pleasure is always the deadliest adventure.
Laura, Georgie, Orin, and their wicked winged companion are back, stumbling straight from an epic afterparty into the most hedonistic trial yet: the legendary Elven Wilds.
But in this realm, elves don't hand out keys without a show. If the gang wants their prize, they'll have to seduce a dragon, steal forbidden moonshine, and survive a gauntlet of pleasure-soaked, taboo-breaking trials-each one wilder than the last. From crawling through a living, lust-starved tunnel to orchestrating the most chaotic, fire-spitting orgy the castle has ever seen, nothing is too depraved and no body is off-limits.
Every step is a hallucinogenic fever dream:
- Wizard weed fields that bite back
- Mushroom witches casting spells with their tongues
- Fae, elves, and dragons eager to test just how much debauchery four legends can handle
The only rule? Please the elves, survive the madness, and try not to burn the castle down (again).
If you crave fantasy that's fearless, surreal, riotously explicit, and bursting with wit, Elven Excess will take you further than you've ever dared. This is a book for grownups who like their magic wild, their heroes insatiable, and their stories dripping with the weirdest, wettest pleasures the realm can offer.
Dare to enter the Realm of the Profane-just don't expect to come out the same.