Real Reel Fast: A Virile Look at Van Johnson

By MR Joseph David Markenstein

Van Johnson is the Johnson & Johnsons of baby powder for your loins. Not too much Or you'll get Cancer The one film this is derived from is Go For Broke 1951, an interview with Charlie Rose from about 1989 and a Post Fortified Oat Flakes Commercial from the late Fifties or early Sixties. When Johnson comes marching home again, Hurrah Hurrah We'll give em a hardy Talcum and Pow der, Pow der.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1537457527
• ISBN13: 9781537457529
• Release Date: January 1
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 158 Pages
• Weight: 0.39 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 8.0"