If someone tries to force English 101 on you, just point out Ogden Nash as a true example of English.
Ogden uses English as it is meant to be used to express feelings and sights that grammarians could never depict. He is mostly funning, awe-inspiring, and almost hypnotic in his depiction of everyday life example:
A WORD TO HUSBANDS
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up
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