Join Paul as he bravely (and foolishly) takes on 109 miles of the Cleveland Way, meandering through the North Yorkshire Moors in what can only be described as a poorly planned survival experiment.
Kicking things off in Helmsley on the wettest day of the year, Paul assumes things can't possibly get worse. Enter Storm Francis, stage left. Accompanied by his long-suffering (and suspiciously well-prepared) friend Rob-who carries most of the gear, does most of the cooking, and probably regrets all his life choices-they get lost, sunburned, blistered, and nearly blown off the cliffs. Good times.
But this isn't just about soggy socks and questionable map-reading skills. Along the way, Paul dives into pirate legends, eccentric inventors, and some of Yorkshire's most bizarre history. Discover the unluckiest house in Yorkshire, what on earth Mick Hucknall has to do with Whitby, and the tale of a modern-day sailor who somehow managed to steal his own boat.
If you love history, travel, and watching someone else suffer for your entertainment, this is the book for you. Buckle up-it's going to be a bumpy (and very damp) ride.