Quite Possibly Without Doubt the Best Story Book in the World Ever, Maybe: A Bumper Book of Bite-Sized Bedtime Tales

By Neil Roy McFarlane

An illustrated book of 28 short stories for children of all ages Can Derek the Disco Roman ever learn to dance disco like disco should be danced?Will Captain Slinky the parrotless pirate ever find a parrot so that all the other pirates stop poking fun at him?What happens when the Queen of England decides to rob the Bank of England?Can Spanky Windolene the circus octopus find the secret lair of the thing they call the Internet in order to save his struggling circus?Can those boastful worms stop boasting for just one second?Will Cutlet the piglet detective solve the case of the missing parsnip?And so on and so forth, etcetera etcetera etcetera.With a host of animal and human characters, some of whom will be familiar to readers of the highly praised collection A Month of Bedtime Stories and some of whom are completely new, these humorous and imaginative tales feature space-faring puppies, Kung Fu Grasshoppers, time-traveling slugs, undersea bee explorers, Viking goats, boogie woogie monkeys, disco-dancing Romans, and tiddlywinking cockroaches, to name a few.Ideal for bedtime reading.Contents:1. Kung Fu Grasshoppers2. Disco Roman Derek3. Captain Slinky's Parrot4. The Queen's Submarine5. Doctor Slug's Time Machine6. Horses in Space7. Shark Versus Crocodile8. The Case of the Missing Parsnip9. The Three Pigs10. Spanky Windolene Saves the Day11. The Queen Robs Banks12. The ... Way of the Pizza!13. Hector's History Lesson14. Spuddlybonk!15. Naughty Vikings16. Badger Cassidy and the Sundance Pig17. Jenkins the Bad Robot18. Eric Likes to Boogie19. Captain Spasmic20. The Cutest Kitten in the Universe21. Cows in Black22. The Boastful Worms23. Joker Jo24. The Land of Nonsense25. When You Were a Snake26. The Funny Little Thing27. Cuckoo Lambs28. Jazz CrabsHere endeth the product description.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1080498451
• ISBN13: 9781080498451
• Release Date: July 2019
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 305 Pages
• Weight: 1.17 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.7" x 6.0"