Slay the laundry. Banish the crumbs. Conquer your life-one ridiculous quest at a time.
Welcome, weary warrior of adulthood, to the Guild of Grown-Ups.
You've tried productivity hacks. You've made a hundred to-do lists. You've stood in your kitchen at 9PM wondering how your sock ended up in the freezer.
What if you didn't need more pressure?
What if you just needed a quest log, a mop, and a little bardic motivation?
Quests for Adults is the laugh-out-loud, nerd-powered guide to turning your daily chaos into epic victories. Whether you're battling the Fold Beast in the Sock Swamp, scrubbing soap scum from the Bathroom Bogs, or facing the Tab Hydra at your work desk, this book will help you:
Turn cleaning, chores, and daily tasks into actual questsTrack XP, earn rewards, and create your own "loot table"Fight off enemies like the Guilt Golem, Procrastinimp, and the Inbox WraithLearn how to rest like a hero and nap like it's part of the main campaignLaugh at your mess, then conquer it like a bard with a battle mopWith quest logs, motivational ballads, class quizzes, side missions, and spellbooks of daily rituals, this is the RPG-meets-self-help hybrid you didn't know your burnout needed.
Whether you're a chaotic multitasking rogue or a spreadsheet paladin with a fading HP bar, this book is your call to adventure.
You are not behind.
You are not lazy.
You are the hero.
Now let's go fold some laundry like it matters.