Put it the F**k Down: Parenting Toddlers

By Antonio Carter

Put it the F** Down* is a hilarious, irreverent parody picture book for frustrated but loving parents navigating the chaos of toddlerhood. With its witty rhymes and over-the-top illustrations, this book captures the everyday battles between exhausted parents and their pint-sized mischief-makers who just can't stop touching, grabbing, climbing, or throwing things they shouldn't. Equal parts cathartic and laugh-out-loud funny, it's a love letter to every parent who has ever said, "How are you still alive?" and "For the love of God, put it down!" Written with humor and heart, Put it the F** Down* is geared toward parents with a sense of humor, embracing the relatable absurdity of raising toddlers. It's perfect as a gift for new parents, a lighthearted addition to baby showers, or a bedtime laugh for parents after their kids are (finally) asleep. Parenting is hard, messy, and chaotic, but it's also filled with moments of love and laughter. Put it the F** Down* embraces that duality, offering parents a humorous reminder that they're not alone in the madness--and that, in the end, it's all worth it (even if the couch will never be the same again).

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F5WPV3YD
• ISBN13: 9798280416185
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 33 Pages
• Dimensions: 8.3" x 0.1" x 8.3"