Puke the Cat stinks his way across the ABC's
From apples to zebras
From birds to yaks
From turds to knick knacks
From monkeys to reptiles
Everywhere he bellows, a stink cloud follows
Puke the Cat goes down every letter from A to Z
He needs your help reading along the way
P.U. What's that smell? ? Is it you? ?
No, it's Puke the Cat