Mild-mannered librarian Emily has two problems: her breasts. They get in the way, figuratively and literally. Relationships are doomed from the start because men just act crazy around her, and now even the future of her job in the library is in doubt. A chance visit to a burlesque cabaret inspires her to tread the boards herself and put her troublesome bosom to productive use. But it transpires that the London burlesque scene, and the talent agency...