Portland Cat Owners

By Geoffrey Neill and Christopher Stauffer

Lately there has been a terrible epidemic in Portland, Oregon. There has been a trend of cat naming that continues to grow. Have you ever met a cat named Cleocatra, or Purrman Meowville. These cat-pun names are not only "keeping Portland weird" but making Christopher Stauffer ask what happens if these cat-pun owners start enter the professional veterinarian fields. This book records Christopher's difficulty with Portland "cat-pun naming cat owners". Taken from his 2014 Farm2Table Comedy Showcase, this book addresses in a poetic form the addressing of cat-pun naming, and what the eventual end looks like if we don't get a grip. Geoffrey Neill adapted Christophers bit into a poem, and Crystal Neill's clear illustrations bring it to life.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1522750304
• ISBN13: 9781522750307
• Release Date: December 2015
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 26 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"