Please Don't Piss on the Petunias is a collection of essays and stories by a Colorado gardener with a dream: to give her two daughters the nature-centered childhood she had always longed for. When her husband finds an old house in a quirky part of town, she begins to make her dream a reality. Engaging, edgy, and often hilarious, Please Don't Piss on the Petunias follows Sandra Knauf as she turns a weed-filled yard into an urban paradise...