Planet of the Tapes: A space-faring comedy crime caper... with extra BITE (Normal Space)

By: Joseph Jameson-Gould

Reel life bites back...

The crew of the Starship Benson Window Cleaners head to sleazeball pleasure-planet, Keep It Reel, for a business trip. After sampling the amusements, they wait until nightfall to break into a museum and swipe a valuable videotape from its pedestal.

The heist goes swimmingly until an old frenemy makes a nuisance of himself, and an old boss sticks his massive nose in. His nose is less problematic than his accompanying gunmen, and the inevitable mutant apocalypse can't come soon enough.

Malloy makes an unlikely new friend amidst the blizzard roar of awakening antiquity, but the relationship is short-lived. When disaster strikes, he faces the terrible fate that awaits him courtesy of the criminal community's ineffable cycles of life.

A dark past rises. Malloy stares down the barrel of a dark future. And the present doesn't look bright either.

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• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HLSZGKS4
• ISBN13: 9798178180570
• Release Date: October 2026
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 145 Pages
• Weight: 0.30 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.3" x 5.0"