Phy Ed, Philosophy, and the Brofistotle Model

By Henceforth Ulebenonas

Phy Ed, Philosophy, and the Brofistotle Model Likely to become an international treasure, our book and our "Model" are destined to change the world of philosophy forever. This brief overview will set the proverbial stage for your stimulating reading adventure.In my 50's, a midlife crisis grabbed me by the throat, threw me to the ground, and proceeded to steal my sanity. My sweet wife made me an appointment with a shrink. I had always suspected that I was a bit nuts. I didn't think I needed confirmation of my self-diagnosis. I was upset, but since I love my wife, I went. Mr. Shrink told me I should journalize. I'm a Phy Ed Major, how was I suppose to know what that meant? He said that I should write down my negative self-talk. As I did I realized that since childhood I had engaged in conversation with myself. It was like there were two of of me. An imaginary friend? An altar ego? I was confused. Who am I and where did he come from? Why did my mind conceive him? Am I really crazy? Was I not breast fed long enough? I concluded it's like Tom Hanks bringing his volleyball friend Wilson to life in the movie Castaway. In no time I had filled my journal. I read it over. It was hilarious. Insane maybe, but hilarious. It should be shared. It all begins in college in the 1960's. My friend, LB4, and I were deep into one of our humorous, sarcastic, and pseudo-philosophical sessions. I shifted into a serious mode because I was incensed. I vented to LB4 about a D my Philosophy professor had given me on an assignment to defend creation in the ongoing debate, "Were humans created or did they evolve?" I believed in God, so I thought this should be easy. Right! I had envisioned my elated Professor holding up my exquisite paper as a sterling example of undergraduate genius. Then the D. I was shocked and peeved. The memory brings PTSD. I didn't think so at that crucial time in my life, but in retrospect the D was probably a gift. I had no idea of how to philosophically, scripturally, or in any other way argue my case. I had very little exposure to religion or philosophy. I was an intellectual cripple. I never attended church, been confirmed, or been baptized. I was just an unaffiliated heathen. Now, at 72 years old, before I (we) receive our visit from the "Grim Reaper" and croak off as forgotten old "has beens", we vowed to form an alliance to write this book. Is vengeance our motive? Maybe so, we aren't sure. While defending my paper, LB4 sarcastically said, "You are a great philosopher. Henceforth you'll be known as "Brofistotle." My "Philosopher within" is finally Identified. Thus, our co-authors pen names, Henceforth Ulbenonas and Brofistotle emerge. "In reality, remember, Henceforth and Brofistotle are one in the same, as Tottle recently explained to Henceforth, "I am you and you are me, and we are us and us are we." Strange? Indeed! It will make sense as our ongoing debate about the origin of life unfolds. Our goal is to breach the ancient walls of antiquarian thinking and expose the confusing elements of pseudo-intellectualism. Prior to unveiling our masterpiece, the "Brofistotle Model", we will employ sound philosophical principles, methods, and arguments as we strategicly attack the Confusors of religion, science, philosophy, and education. Spandex claims, 'One size fits all', butt it obviously doesn't. Our Model, however, is the first exclusive resource of its kind where researchers in all avenues of philosophy will finally have one single source to consult for all of their research queries.You will enjoy our artistic use of satire, humor, light hearted mocking, and sarcastic intimidation aimed at macroevolution. Please join us as our, intellectually stimulating, scathingly honest, and hilariously written expose' begins. Just click 'Buy Now', Or 'Add To Cart, You will our book. Just one quick click.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1980224714
• ISBN13: 9781980224716
• Release Date: February 2018
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 382 Pages
• Weight: 1.43 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 1.0" x 6.0"