Four snakes. One explosive guide to pandemonium, personality, and absolute chaos.
When four serpents decide to share their unfiltered, unapologetic wisdom with the world, the result is a philosophy of pandemonium: a dazzling, disastrous masterpiece.
Valentina, the queen of glamour and emotional earthquakes, delivers commandments in combat couture. Zeke, the crown cowboy of calamity, preaches the sacred art of sarcasm and survival. Sage, the voice of reason (and relentless pessimism), lays down the law with logic sharper than any fang. And Sunny, the sweet Southern belle, offers kindness laced with just enough steel to keep things interesting.
In this dramatic, disorganized scripture, you'll discover:
The sacred art of the dramatic entranceHow to bluff, bite, and bail your way through any crisisWhy paranoia is just intelligence with better brandingComfort rituals, recipes, and the importance of bourbonThe Philosophy of Pandemonium and Personality is the first volume in The Serpent's Scriptures, a companion novella series to The Stone and Shadow Chronicles. Equal parts character companion, chaotic field guide, and divine disaster report, this is the book for readers who wanted more time with Ophira's snakes and were willing to accept the consequences.
The world isn't ready for this divine dysfunction, but you're getting it anyway.