Phantasmorifica - A Divine...ish Comedy

By Dudley Wordsworth

A knight, a witch, a mage, a troll, an elf, a duck and a jackass - this is all we have to save the world? Legends tell of a powerful warrior who once led a valiant campaign to destroy the deadly weapon of the Heathens and save the world from evil domination... ...But he screwed it up so, ten thousand years later, someone else has to pick up the slack. This guy's name is Sole. He sucks. He's rude, crude, lecherous, and vulgar; he swears, he drinks and he fights pretty much everyone. But he has been chosen by the Twenty-Three-and-a-Half Spirits to defeat the forces of evil. Why? Limited options. Yet when dark forces come for the living key to that doomsday weapon of old, Sole will pry himself from the sticky embrace of the barroom floor, take up arms and join the fight. He and his stalwart companions will venture through cities and caves and holy wars and ruins and Santa's Village in an adventure that spans the ages and will finally, truly decide the fate of Phantasmorifica. Unless there's a sequel.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0D5QXDZTF
• ISBN13: 9798321754375
• Release Date: April 2024
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 589 Pages
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 1.3" x 6.0"