Hi, my name is Lila, and I'm an alien. I have two husbands and two fianc s. I also won two more mates in a kickass battle for supremacy, and I may have been seduced and had a crazy, sexy swim with a merman when he sang to me. Oh, and did I mention I have just hatched three beautiful but slippery kraken babies? And that was just in the first month with the Galaxy Circus. That's enough craziness for one lifetime, right? Wrong...