Perfect Women: A Comedy ?

By Mike Monterrey

College students Tom (aka Poindexter) and Barnabas (aka Lurch) were socializing with their friends at "The Meet" one Friday night when two of the most gorgeous women ever seen by human eyes entered the college hangout. Within seconds, Tom and Barnabas left with those very same women. Barnabas and Tom's friends were stupified. What they just witnessed should have been theoretically impossible. As can be surmised, not all is as it first appears. Mostly set in the entirely fictional nation of Northern Territories, our story unfolds suitably enough. And then things get freaky. That wouldn't be so bad, but our story takes a seemingly wrong turn into a series of colossally irrelevant (or are they?) substories. To make matters worse, the author uses this book as a vehicle to tell crude jokes. And that is a darn shame because such humor tends to distract from the existential threat that ultimately faces vast swaths of humanity should those two gorgeous females have their way. The adult-themed (and more-than-likely offensive) material in this book is not suitable for minors and people who like to watch cat videos. Warning: This book contains a darkly disturbing substory that is integral to the overall plot.] The contents of this book have been certified as "Flat Earth nonhostile."

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1712268813
• ISBN13: 9781712268810
• Release Date: November 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 198 Pages
• Weight: 0.65 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"