Paws for Sanity

By Charley Sproodle

ABSOLUTE POWER.
ABSOLUTE ABSURDITY.
ABSOLUTE GOOD BOY.

Welcome to the 'Strategic Reset' of the century.

The world has gone 'Quantum.' The Gulf of Mexico has been rebranded, the National Debt has been solved with a solid gold Sharpie, and the Constitution has been paused for a 'Golden Sabbatical.' In the Mar-a-Lago war room, the lattes are being audited for radicalism, and the mice are facing federal charges for identity theft.

While the 'Big Guy' prepares his Solo-Sovereignty mission to a very orange Mars, there is only one witness left with a nose for the truth. He doesn't care about Aspirational Accounting or Interplanetary Incumbency. He just wants to know why the Secretary of Defence is dropping pamphlets on his water bowl and when the 600% savings will finally translate into 600% more treats.

From the Rose Garden to the Starbase Oval, these are the chronicles of a world losing its mind, narrated by the only one in the room who still knows a fake tan from a real crisis.

It's a dog-eat-dog world. But he's the only one who's actually a dog.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GKDK5MNX
• ISBN13: 9798245998411
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 166 Pages
• Weight: 0.37 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 8.0"