Paul Is Single And The 2022 Apocalypse Part 1: Prequel to "Ashleigh Is Now Safe"

By Ocean Vertes

Look, this isn't your grandma's rom-com. It's a story about falling in love while the universe collapses-literally. There's heartbreak, betrayal, and a cosmic death astroid rolling in from dimension Peta-9. But the real apocalypse? That's inside you, buddy. You can't save the world if you haven't faced your own emotional entropy. Before you go coupling up like some desperate quantum particle, maybe figure out who the hell you are. Because if you're not whole, you're just dragging someone else into your black hole of unresolved trauma. And trust me, I've seen what that does to a timeline.

So yeah, it's the first issue in an adventure. It's got kissing. It's got crying. It's got a sentient toaster that writes poetry. But mostly, it's about becoming one with yourself... before the universe hits Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1918153191
• ISBN13: 9781918153194
• Release Date: November 2025
• Publisher: Ocean Vertes
• Length: 26 Pages
• Weight: 0.13 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"