PATCHES & Roy Explorers Extraordinaire: Volume 3: "The Galactic Snack Wars and the Crunching Insectoid Conspiracy"

By Aaron D

When the galaxy is in danger, only one hero has the guts to save it... literally.

Patches and his loyal (and occasionally radioactive) dog Roy blast off to the distant planet Crunchalon-6. Their mission? Prevent the total Destruction of a planet... using the power of Patches' overflowing snack cabinet and Roy's legendary iron stomach. Unfortunately, Roy's other talent - planet-leveling flatulence - might be either their ultimate weapon... or the reason for the destruction.

Guided (and harassed) by Ziggy, their mouthy, hyper-efficient, and inconveniently sarcastic ship AI, our explorers stumble upon a long-buried civilization wiped out by ancient insectoids. Beneath the ruins lies a secret that could rewrite snack history forever: the underground temples of the Zignuts, the greatest snack eaters in the universe.

Ancient puzzles, cosmic critters, forbidden munchies, and the fate of two worlds collide in a ridiculous, snack-powered sci-fi adventure where bravery smells suspiciously like cheese puffs and regret.

Suit up. Buckle in. Hold your breath.
The galaxy has no idea what's coming.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G6WW9BTH
• ISBN13: 9798278651963
• Release Date: December 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 184 Pages
• Weight: 0.56 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"