PATCHES & Roy Explorers Extraordinaire: Volume 2: "The Chaotic Chronicles of Zogarth-9 and Beyond"

By Aaron D

"Hi, I'm Patches-and my best friend Roy is a dog. A very loud, very brilliant, occasionally destructive dog.
After surviving Zogarth-9, we thought space exploration might calm down a bit. Ha! Instead, we found ourselves crash-landing on Glopnor-7, a planet full of wobbly creatures, slime puddles, and... snack emergencies.
Our rickety spaceship got a fancy new AI upgrade (it talks. too. much.), my gadgets are ready-ish, and Roy... well, Roy is in charge of morale, snacks, and saving the mission in ways I don't even understand."

*Roy Motions to Patches*
"Yes. . Sure, go ahead...", Patches Motions
*Roy Crosses his arms*
"Not good enough. . ." Roy States
"Now Introducing my Best Friend, Roy", Patches Claps loudly.
*Roy Covers his mouth and starts to chuckle* "Got him"

"Hi, I'm Roy. I'm a dog. I'm also a certified Barkonaut, snack diplomat, puddle-surfer, and the coolest pup in the galaxy. Patches thinks he's running the mission (he has charts, goggles, and a very serious look), but let's be honest-I'm the star here."
"Glopnor-7 is weird, messy, and delicious. I've negotiated with aliens using cookies, survived slime avalanches, and yes... I may have licked a moon or two. Between the rickety spaceship, the overtalkative AI, and Patches' "genius plans," one thing is certain: I'm intergalactically awesome, and this planet doesn't stand a chance against me."

"If you like alien goo, snack diplomacy, and dogs in flight goggles saving the day (mostly themselves), hop in. Space is chaotic. And so am I."

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FNX8XJLK
• ISBN13: 9798262472451
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 132 Pages
• Weight: 0.41 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"