Paperboy

By Glenn Hayen

In 1960, Tommy became a paperboy-a huge undertaking for a kid who was a blend of wimp and nerd with marginal athletic skills and a poor student. For six years, he delivered the news to eighty-eight houses, creating a catalog of human behavior that is as hilarious as it is poignant.

But this isn't just a nostalgia trip. The paper route was the beginning of a lifetime of observation. Tom, as an older man reflects on a life of four wives, fifty-eight jobs, and a dedicated goal of leisure. Someone who has never met a responsibility he couldn't put off, Tom offers a collection of thoughts on everything from decision-making-which he considers a "pain in the ass"-to a guide to surviving life's absurdities.

Paperboy feels like a comedic rant delivered by an old friend. A story that is blissfully irreverent and unexpectedly wise, dissecting human behavior with humor and heart. It is a funny, insightful look at a life spent trying to understand the universe, Paperboy is a comedic expedition into the world of growing up and the greater absurdity of growing old.

Praise for Paperboy

"Glenn, this is your mother. I thought I made it clear you should never be rude. And then you embarrass the entire family with this Paperboy thing."

--Anonymous

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1964354102
• ISBN13: 9781964354101
• Release Date: August 2026
• Publisher: Salty Books Publishing Company, LLC
• Length: 218 Pages
• Weight: 0.51 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.3" x 8.0"