Paige Turner: & Miss Selanius

By Robert Francis Yerkes

What if you had the misfortune of being named Phil Lander? How many times would you have to explain that you don't cheat on your wife? What about Dee Manding? Does she always have to convince people she's really laid back? And Adam Shame? He will never live up to his potential.

Robert Yerkes's hilarious new book, Paige Turner, combines common names, personality traits, and some wildly creative puns in a silly, clever look at everyday people and situations. No funny part of life is neglected: disagreeable personality traits, physical conditions and looks, workplace dynamics, marriages and relationships, jealousy and sympathy.

After Yerkes wows you with his mastery of the underappreciated comedic genius that is the pun, he'll keep you giggling with a collection of original jokes, one-liners, and anecdotes. This simple, lighthearted read is the perfect distraction from what you really should be doing, although Yerkes himself cannot think of a better use of your time. It's fabulous bathroom entertainment, and it will soon grace the backs of toilets nationwide. Yerkes hopes you'll enjoy wasting some time with this aptly named page-turner, Paige Turner.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1503097994
• ISBN13: 9781503097995
• Release Date: December 2014
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 72 Pages
• Weight: 0.24 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"