Out Of My Head: Fuzzy memoirs and confused ramblings on stuff I know nothing about

By Clifford James Hayes

REVISED EDITION WITH NEW AND EXPANDED CONTENT.

Hitler switches - fairground life - child labour - Jamaica - Florence - banana addiction - urban sleepwalks - flying a 747 - giant spiders - beard hatred - owning half the toys in Hamleys - brown cars (ugh!) - Brexit - migraines and vomit - 'orlovit' mantras in the Post Office - wet wipe joy - Ladykind - frog-hurling - ideas to save the planet - things I would ban ...

What do all the above have in common? The author of this book, that's what. Out of My Head is an autobiographical ramble through Clifford James Hayes's life experiences and subsequent skewed views on everything. Discover the true nature of reality and find out why fashion should be banned; understand why the world needs 'splugs' and learn how to email yourself to distant stars. All this and a great deal more can be found in Out of My Head!

Contains some (mild) adult content. If unsure, do not purchase for persons under 12. FULL SELECTION OF BOOKS AT: www.hayesdesign.co.uk/books

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1511864303
• ISBN13: 9781511864305
• Release Date: April 2015
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 150 Pages
• Weight: 0.34 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"