One Liners/Heaton

By Alma Heaton

For the past fifty years, Alma Heaton has carried a small notebook with him. When he would hear a capsule statement, he would write it down. He has now compiled these capsule statements into this great book so you can start now enjoying the thoughts. Some examples of these quotes include: Did you air the room you left this morning?My wallet has a digestive system He wanted to make his pants last; so he made his coat first.A lie can only be beautiful when the truth is ugly.If you don? t want your children to hear what you? re saying, pretend you? re talking to them.Mother had sixty-five years of happy incompatibility.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1555173535
• ISBN13: 9781555173531
• Release Date: January 1998
• Publisher: Cedar Fort
• Length: 146 Pages
• Weight: 0.33 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 5.5"