My name's John Triggerfish and I'm a scuba diving legend. Jacques Cousteau has nothing on me. He might have been the pioneer of underwater exploration but I'm the sub aqua king; and what I don't know about diving and adventure isn't worth knowing. I've come a long way in a big way. Especially in a few Thai bar girls; but that was yesteryear and this is now. I'm currently at the top of my game with hundreds of diving hours under my weight belt and...