Once upon a Wonderland
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"Fee-fi-fo-fum!" boomed the ogre.
"Why do you keep quoting Shakespeare's King Lear?" asked Alice. "And while we're on the subject, why can you only smell the blood of Englishmen? Why not other nationalities? Or English women come to that?"
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A poltergeist in tattered leotards, a queen suffering from hypersomnia and a psychotic...