Once upon a time in Iowa: It's not Star Wars, it just feels like it.

By: Gonzalez, Ted

It's not Star Wars - a new Hope, but it just feels like it. All the characters are there; a Luke, a Princess, an Aunt and Uncle,
J.A.W.A.s - but not what you'd expect. There's a large, destructive machine controlled by Evil Empire Chemical Co. There are Gemini Knights of Columbus who wield not light sabers but sawed off shot guns. There's a trigger happy truck driver and his large, hairy sidekick (the result of a Future Farmers of America animal husbandry experiment involving gerbils gone very wrong) The evil bad guy has breathing problems due to seasonal allergies. The evil forces want to impose their will on the entire county if not the entire state so they MUST be stopped. There are even the equivalent of Sand People...but not what you'd think. There's a capture, a rescue, stolen data, and a spectacular battle at the end involving cars, trucks, and eighteen wheelers. It's good clean fun for the whole family.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DGLF1L9N
• ISBN13: 9798338785294
• Release Date: September 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 316 Pages
• Weight: 0.93 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"