Welcome to the town of Purple Mountain, where teenager Joey Adderall is at the end of his tether. His girlfriend, Amy Clearblue, is pregnant; his father, Mort Soloflex, hasn't spoken to him in years; his mother, Purelle Swiffer, is a clean freak; his former teacher, Activia Green, is a raging liberal; his boss, Shad Rogaine, has anger management issues; his roommate's pit bull, Oswald, is a terror. He's broke, alone, and without hope. What's a young man to do? Joey heads to the Clear Cut Mall with a loaded pistol, and shoots his way out of his disposable life, taking with him several fellow consumers. It's all captured on CCTV by security specialist Randy Lenscrafter, and uploaded to the web for everyone to see. Can the people of Purple Mountain ever hope to understand-and learn from-Joey's rampage at the mall?
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