Not Where I Meant to Land: A Crash Course in Love

By Lyra Hartwell

Not Where I Meant to Land is a laugh-out-loud alien-meets-human rom-com where a meticulous extraterrestrial survey officer crash-lands in a Boise zucchini patch and accidentally moves in with the world's calmest kindergarten teacher. Between 47 unintended pizzas, a ceremonial Chia Pet, and enough cultural misunderstandings to fill a star map, their "temporary arrangement" turns into a slow-burn cosmic crush neither of them is remotely prepared for. Love was definitely not on the flight plan... but it seems Earth has other ideas.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H77669W6
• ISBN13: 9798235707689
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Lyra Hartwell
• Length: 58 Pages
• Weight: 0.17 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.5" x 8.5"