The Brothers Grimm disavow all knowledge of the existence of Not A Children's Book.
Thanks to this book, Mother Goose and the Tooth Fairy are no longer on speaking terms.
And the Easter Bunny...we don't talk about what happened with the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny. It was not pretty. Colorful, but not pretty.
So much egg dye...
Not A Children's Book: The Dark Side Of Nursery Rhymes - examines the sixteen most well-known nursery rhymes, turns them upside down, inside out, and will leave you questioning if you still want to read these rhymes to your kids.
At this point, Not A Children's Book might leave you questioning your own childhood.
But it'll absolutely make you laugh
Not A Children's Book: The Dark Side Of Nursery Rhymes is the irreverent literary debut from Jamie Scully. Get your copy today
And please...don't let your kids read it.