If your kids are slightly feral, and your house isn't perfectly clean and full of white furniture this book is for you. 'Nobody F#&@ing Told Me' is a collection of raw stories from real motherhood. Not everything is letter boards, candid photos and perfectly executed crafts. In my life it's sticky counters, crying bathroom trips, and really outrageous Google searches. No detail is left out. You get every dirty (and sticky) tidbit from my life as a Mom. The stories are short so whether you're stuck in the carpool line, or hiding in a pantry for 32 seconds of silence this book will bring you laughter, tears, and hopefully some comfort. Cheers to you, let's make it through this thing together.