NO WAY TO HtnmWytht: How Inglnd was cheated into joining the Common Market

By Victor Waters

Gentlemen members of Lundn's centuries-old Gouts port-drinking club and their corrupt government cronies plot to split Inglnd from the other countries of Great Britain and drag the dis-United Kingdom into the Yoorupian Common Market - just so they can seize control of the world's supply of port. The natives of Skootlnd, Irlnd and the country formerly-known- as-Wails are jubilant to be independent of the bloody Inglsh.Victory for Gouts and Inglnd's governing Hang em and Flog em party seems inevitable as the great Inglsh public is blissfully indifferent to the consequences of union with Yoorup.Nothing should go wrong; the bribes are ready, the opinion poll is fixed. And then the strange, Lost Village of HtnmWytht, contented and obscure deep in the woods of County Cant, is threatened with a new highway. Famed for the bovine stupidity of its populace, Htnm also has the world's worst pub and a secret establishment where government secrets are buried. What is doesn't want is a road.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B08NRQRQFN
• ISBN13: 9798623228840
• Release Date: November 2020
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 196 Pages
• Weight: 0.59 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"