Louise's tragicomic memoir is set in Belfast at the start of the Troubles, but the madness in the streets is just a backdrop to the chaos she's experiencing at home. When we meet her in 1969, she's living with her seven younger brothers, a live in teenage 'mother's helper', her chauvinistic 'fixer' father and her deeply religious, golf mad mother.
Louise explores with humour, the unique challenge of trying to experience a semi normal teenage life when the IRA (and her mother ) are doing their absolute best to scupper her plans.
The complicated nuances of identity in Northern Ireland are illustrated by Louise's close relationship with her maternal grandmother, who once a proud Ulster Protestant is now happily ensconced in an IRA stronghold.
Louise dreams of emigrating to California (or anywhere with a bit of sunshine), where she'll become a celebrity hairdresser, and no-one will ask what school she went to. But things don't quite work out like that, and Louise unexpectedly finds herself training to be a teacher. Then, just as things are looking particularly grim, along comes what seems like the perfect opportunity to escape.