No Ocean

By Steven Infanti

Dry Creek, Kansas, has no ocean. It also has no tourists, no budget, and absolutely no business producing a shark. But when a fin rises out of a three-foot fountain and a portable toilet gets dragged underground by something that should not exist in a landlocked town, Dry Creek becomes the most accidentally famous place in America.

Enter Rex Brine, a former TV shark expert, disgraced pool-float survivor, and the only man desperate enough to take a job proving Kansas is not under marine attack. What he finds is a town thrilled by chaos, a mayor who treats disaster like marketing, and a creature that refuses to obey geography.

NO OCEAN is a sharp, fast comedy with bite. A story about small-town ambition, big-time denial, and what happens when the impossible shows up where it absolutely shouldn't.

If you like humor with teeth... If you like disaster served dry... If you like characters who run toward trouble instead of away from it...Dive in. There's no ocean, but there's plenty to fear.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HFW6TPKC
• ISBN13: 9798235417380
• Release Date: August 2026
• Publisher: Steven Infanti
• Length: 366 Pages
• Weight: 0.94 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.8" x 5.5"