No Laughing: Nursery Rhymes written (funny and wrong)

By Chris S Tabish

THE BEST BEDTIME STORY MEMORIES ARE MADE WHEN LAUGHING WITH LITTLE ONES!

And you came to the right place! No laughing! takes nursery rhymes and tells them funny and wrong.

But remember...No laughing! Or we will start with the tickles.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

Maybe next time, Jack will just use the faucet.
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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

...must've run out of bacon.
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Oh do you know the muffin man,
the muffin man, the muffin man,
oh, do you know the muffin man,
that lives on Drury Lane?

Yes. He borrowed my lawn mower.
Never brought it back...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B096CSRDG9
• ISBN13: 9798510922974
• Release Date: June 2021
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 40 Pages
• Weight: 0.34 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 11.0"