No Feelings Allowed (Failed Miserably): A Steven Universe Fanfic

By Alex Alvarez

A sarcastic bartender.
One unexpected night.
One unforgivable mistake.

Lapis Lazuli doesn't believe in love. She believes in strong drinks, forgettable kisses, and never letting anyone close enough to hurt her again. Owning The Aqua Glass, a neon-lit bar pulsing with music and distraction, is the perfect cover for a life built on one-night stands and zero emotional attachments.

Until Peridot walks in.

Witty, flirty, and disarmingly sincere, Peridot is everything Lapis didn't know she was starving for. One drink leads to another. One night leads to more. For the first time in years, Lapis lets herself feel something real.

Then she finds out who Peridot used to date.

Her best friend.

Now stuck between a messy past and an impossible present, Lapis must choose: betray her closest friend... or walk away from the only person who's made her believe in love again.

Messy, magnetic, and unapologetically queer - No Feelings Allowed (Failed Miserably) is a story about the chaos of love, the weight of loyalty, and the one girl who might be worth breaking every rule for.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F9NS5MQQ
• ISBN13: 9798284283516
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 550 Pages
• Weight: 1.60 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"