"I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend." When those words left the lips of Damien Shaw, my childhood nemesis, I should have told him to kick rocks right then and there. But sadly, his scheme to impress his boss left me with something to gain from it too-getting my meddling mother, who was obsessed with my love life, off my back just in time for my parents' thirtieth wedding anniversary celebration in Hawaii. You...