If you've somehow missed Valentine's Day traditions, congratulations, you've found a partner in me
This book is a hilariously candid journey through all the romantic Valentine's Day traditions I've somehow missed. It's your backstage pass to my delightfully unromantic love life. Packed with humor, sarcasm, and relatable moments, this book is a love letter to everyone who's ever spent Valentine's Day with Netflix and leftover pizza, or dreamed of a big romantic gesture that never quite happened.
If you've ever rolled your eyes at rom-com clich s or scrolled through Instagram wondering why your February 14th didn't include a hot air balloon, this one's for you. So grab some chocolate (even if it's not in a fancy heart-shaped box delivered by a very thoughtful romantic partner), and let's laugh about all the Valentine's traditions we've missed, botched, or outright avoided.
Who knows? Next year might just be our year. Or maybe not. Either way, this book is way more fun than overpriced roses.