As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this ... we didn't tickle a turkey Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey It leads to disaster Here's one stinky reason it's not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey's gonna toot Not...