Neill Cumpston Goes Apeshit!: The movie reviews of Neill Cumpston

By Neill Cumpston

This man deserves more awards than God.His movie reviews kick ass with a boot made of burning meat.His movie reviews round up the other movie reviews, chain-whips them, and then kicks their balls into a sissy-forest.Neill can legally change his name to a picture of a naked Viking woman on a snowmobile with flamethrowers out the back and the flamethrowers are killing a Yeti. That's the level of guaranteed quality his name brings to stuff. The words, "Oh" "My", "Fucking" and "God" need to apologize for not being up for the job of describing how awesome these movie reviews are.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 109064342X
• ISBN13: 9781090643421
• Release Date: March 2019
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 87 Pages
• Weight: 0.33 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.2" x 5.0"