Negotiations with God

By John Box and R.W. Sowrider

What if after this life, you got to live another one? What if you were able to negotiate the terms of that life with a God? What if that God was a dick?! Good-natured Rowen finds himself in this exact situation. Face-to-face with the crocodile-headed God, Delemor, Rowen gets to negotiate his next life and live it out with the hope of ascending to the highest heaven, Empyrean. But will Delemor deem his life worthy of ascent? Will he sentence Rowen to an eternity in Hell? Or will he grant him another chance to live somewhere else in the saga of time to get it right? Based on actual historical figures and events, as well as actual Gods and supernatural beings, Negotiations with God recounts Rowen's journey, from leader of the 14th century Children's Crusade to the most trusted advisor of the last Emperor of Russia, with a little human sacrifice along the way. An entertaining and savage satire of history, humanity, and the heavens, you will love this ribald and irreverent comedy or go to Hell. Buy Negotiations with God now to see what happens when we see the light. WARNING: This book contains strong language and adult scenarios. Ages 17 and over. John Box-related books in order of publication: Memoirs of a Douchebag (2007) - by John Box American MaleWhore in Tokyo (2014) - by Rowen Boozewell with John Box as main character The Stars' Fault (2016) - by John Box Negotiations with God (2018) - by R.W. Sowrider with Rowen as main character

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1731108796
• ISBN13: 9781731108791
• Release Date: December 2018
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 308 Pages
• Weight: 0.89 lbs.
• Dimensions: 7.8" x 0.7" x 5.1"