Narwhal Alice thinks that everything goes wrong in her life. But Sandy the Sea Turtle, Harald the frat narwhal, and Casey the Seal are determined to prove that life in the sea is fun Join Alice in her friends on their adventure through the ocean.
"Uhh, no," said Alice. "That's not how what this book is about."
Shhh
"This book is actually about how capricious, indifferent, and depressing marine life is," continued Narwhal Alice. "Sandy, Harald, and Casey met horrible ends."
Alice, don't do this. Not now.
"Ok, fine. But don't say that I didn't warn you."