My Three Sons Said The Darndest Things

By Jodi Lynne Kittock

MY THREE SONS SAID THE DARNDEST THINGS happened because there were three, they were all boys and they were close in age and have a wonderful father, Jim, who has the "gift to gab." It tells the childhood progression of Logan, older by 18 months, and his identical twin brothers, Dalton and Brady Kittock as they said and did the darndest things for all of us to enjoy. When a book covers over 13 years of time, watching and listening to your three talkative sons, hilarious stories unfold. MY THREE SONS SAID THE DARNDEST THINGS covers boobs and girls having a crack on their chest, stapling butt cracks, not letting Grandpa forget how he drove thru a stop sign, going to church and trying to cancel it, picking scabs for a blood draw instead of getting the needle at the doctor's office, obsessions with girls, harassing their Uncle about not having a girlfriend, riding dirt bikes and landing on his balls twice in the same crash, if babies come from a baby seed or if they fart together, and only Great Grandma can watch rated X movies, to name a few. These boys, who grew up in Farmington, MN were so raw and unfiltered they were not afraid to ask, say, or do anything. It also has some coordinating pictures that go along with some of the stories, letters to and from Santa, an Easter bunny school project that was sent home because it had extra parts, and other entertaining notes. These boys are very outgoing with their witty sense of humors and since they are brothers, they are not afraid to "pick on each other." They are each other's best of friends and have enjoyed dirt biking together for years as they race competitively and have many stories to share.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1521369771
• ISBN13: 9781521369777
• Release Date: June 2017
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 143 Pages
• Weight: 0.60 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.3" x 6.0"