My Teeth Hurt When I Pee: Collected Stories

By Salustiano Berrios

MY TEETH HURT WHEN I PEE is the ultimate collected stories of Salustiano Berrios, compiling everything from his past boundary-pushing collections-Intrusive Thoughts, Mixtape, A Battle Worth Fighting, and Pain Changed My Face.

Within, 166 stories await, each one refusing to play by the rules:

150 stories, each a precise, unforgettable 500 words each.

13 stories without word constraints-pure storytelling at its most raw.

3 poems, adding a lyrical, unexpected injection to the chaos.

Grotesque, hilarious, shocking, and thrilling-this collection will keep you on edge, laughing, squirming, and thinking all at once. Every story is a cosmic punch, every page a hair-raising ride, and every word deliberate MADNESS

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GF4H3WZS
• ISBN13: 9798242625839
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 614 Pages
• Weight: 1.78 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"